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    SCARRY!!!   MYSTERY TV INTERFERENCE TERRORIZES CITIZENS...
    EAGLE CARRIES DACHSHUND ALOFT...
    1 IN 4 CAN PREDICT WEATHER ACCURATELY...
    MONKEY MOVES COMPUTER CURSOR BY THINKING...
    PERVERT SNATCHES GIRLS' SOCKS...
    BIZARRE STORY OF MAN KILLED IN CAR WINDSHIELD...
    100 PIGS FOUND IN COUPLE'S HOME...
    NAKED LUNATIC RAMPAGES THROUGH GRAVEYARD...
    OVERWEIGHT MAN GETS STUCK IN GARBAGE CHUTE...
    500 YEAR OLD LOTUS SEED BLOSSOMS...
    TWO-HEADED MOOSE ON THE LOOSE...
    THE LEGENDARY CITY OF EL DORADO...
    SMOKING OPIUM IN THE OLD WEST...
    PERVERT LANDLORD SPY-CAMS TENANTS' BATHROOMS...
    POLICE INVESTIGATE MAN FOR WEARING HITLER MASK...
    1694 SUNKEN TREASURE DISCOVERED OFF GIBRALTER...
    MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS SUFFER FROM FLATULENCE...
    MAN DIES AFTER FALLING ON COFFEE MUG...
    300 UNCREMATED CORPSES DISCOVERED...
    MAN KICKED IN FACE WHILE SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HORSE...
    STRANGE FROG DISCOVERED...
    COPY-CAT CLONE...
    TRAIN PASSENGERS SPOT MAN HAVING SEX WITH GOAT...
    DRUNKEN MAN BITES POLICE DOG...
    AFGHANISTAN AND ISRAEL'S LOST TRIBE...
    BUSH MAY BE WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING ORGANISM...
    MICE ARE GETTING SMARTER...
    IRISH SCIENTIST INVENTS FREE-ENERGY MACHINE...
    KIDNEY DISEASE KILLED KING HEROD...
    SCIENTISTS FIND SOURCE OF DARWIN'S INSPIRATION...
    MAN SUFFOCATES BETWEEN WOMAN'S BREASTS...
    BBC HALTS PRISON EXPERIMENT...
    SCIENTISTS CAUSE ELECTRICITY TO TRAVEL FASTER THAN SPEED OF LIGHT...
    LARGE WOMAN GETS STUCK ON AIRPLANE'S TOILET SEAT...
    WORLD'S FIRST BROTHEL FOR WOMEN GOES UNDER...
    GARGANTUAN KANGAROO STOPS TRAIN IN ITS TRACKS...
    SUSPECTED ROBBER ARRESTED WHILE VISITING PRISON...
    WTC VICTIMS VAPORIZED...
    WWII PROPAGANDA...
    MAN BUYS HOUSE WITH CORPSE INSIDE...
    MAN USES SATELLITE TRACKING TO MAP DOG POOP...
    PENIS THEFT PANIC...
    THE PHYSICS OF INTELLIGENCE...
    POMPEII BATHHOUSE FEATURES EROTICA...
    RESTLESS LEGS SYNDROME...

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    HOT!!!   VICTORIAN SEX MANUAL DISCOVERED OUTSIDE FRISCO BROTHEL...
    SECRET INDIAN SECT EATS HUMAN FLESH...
    MEN ARE LESS FERTILE THAN HAMSTERS...
      DEAD MAN FLIES FIRST CLASS...
    ASTEROID BUZZES EARTH...
    1-TON OF CHEESE FOUND UNDER BRIDGE...
    15TH CENTURY BOOK FOUND IN NEW ENGLAND FARM HOUSE...
    CHINESE PIGS CLONE HUMAN BEINGS...
    GRAVEDIGGERS STEAL GOLD FROM CORPSES...
    WOMAN BITES OFF RAPIST'S TONGUE...
    HITLER'S JEWISH CLAIRVOYANT...
    CYCLOPS SKULLS FOUND...
    CUBA ACCUSES U.S. OF BIOLOGICAL ATTACKS...
    NIXON WANTED TO NUKE VIETNAM...
    FAMILY DOG DIGS UP WW2 BOMB...
    MAN STABBED WITH SWORDFISH DURING FIGHT...
    TEACHER FEEDS STUDENTS CAT FOOD...
    MAN KILLS BOSS, TURNS HER INTO PEPPER SOUP...
    FRANCE PUTS EVIL CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY ON TRIAL...
    SCIENTISTS DISCOVER DINOSAUR VOMIT...
    MAN EVICTED FROM APARTMENT FOR LAUGHING TOO LOUDLY...
    WEAPONS TESTING CAUSED HUMAN GENETIC MUTATIONS...
    CRIMINAL MONKEYS SENTENCED TO JAIL WITHOUT PAROLE...
    627 PEBBLES REMOVED FROM PUPPY'S BELLY...
    GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING...
    HUMAN EVOLUTION IS AT THE END...
    WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE HAS GAS GIVES BIRTH TO BABY...
    MAN WHO ATE LAXATIVE-LACED BROWNIES SUES CO-WORKER...
    MAN ROBS BANK TO PAY BAIL...
    PROOF THAT END-TIMES ARE NEAR...
    MAN SWALLOWED BY GIANT FISH...
    WHALE FOR SALE...
    GIRL'S TONGUE FROZEN TO METAL RAIL...
    HUNDREDS OF DEAD BIRDS RAIN DOWN ON TOWN...
    PET LIZARDS EAT DEAD OWNER...
    POSESSED TELEPHONE MAKES THOUSANDS OF PRANK CALLS...
    CHILD BORN WITH DEVIL'S TAIL...
    110 YEAR OLD BABY EATER GETS STONED...
    WORLD'S FATTEST CAT...
    MAN TRICKED INTO BABY MAKING SCHEME...
    SWISS-NAZI BANKING CONSPIRACY REVEALED...
    WORLD'S LARGEST COCKROACH FOUND...
    APOCALYPTIC THEOLOGY REVIVAL...

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